Much has been said already about Vanity Fair‘s profile of Australian actor Margot Robbie.

While some people have pointed out its questionable treatment of Robbie as an actor and a human, we can’t help but be distracted by the article’s seriously bizarre vision of Australia. We’re still living in Crocodile Dundee down here, apparently.

As a country, we know we’re not winning all the time, but why so mean, America? 

Australia is “sunny and slow”

Sunny and slow? Yep, Aussies are still stunned by the wonders of colour television and supermarkets. After all, it’s too damn hot to make any cultural or technological progress.