Golf etiquette says you don’t drive a golf cart near the putting green — MUCH LESS ALL OVER IT. Among other reasons, this is to protect the delicate turf as a playing surface everyone can enjoy. The golden rule and so forth.
(Plus, walking 30 feet shouldn’t be that hard.)
But here’s Donald Trump, damn near doing donuts on what is most definitely a putting green.
President Trump driving his golf cart all over the green is the most Trump thing ever
(via MikeNFrank/Twitter) pic.twitter.com/UWuIcCIOnT
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) June 22, 2017
Is he clueless? Or just that arrogant? Either way, there’s gotta be a metaphor in here somewhere. If we could only find it.